I love when people get all hot and bothered over Fox News Channel and its supposed right-wing bias.
C'mon? Fox News Channel is hardly political. You ever look at its website? The biggest news the last two weeks has been Rosie O'Donnell vs. Donald Trump? Big Mouth vs. Big Hair! Trump, of course, is dying for publicity for "The Apprentice" so he'll do anything to get it, even "debate" Rosie O'Donnell. Big deal.
And I love some of the headlines on the site. Here's a few I just pulled. And yes, they're real:
- Israeli Woman Inseminated by Dead Soldier
- Empire State Building Parachuter Off the Hook
- "Half-Animal" woman found in Cambodia
- Man serves meatballs cooked in own fat
Jeez, this stuff is better than the National Enquirer and Weekly World News! No wonder Fox pulls in such big numbers. Hell, I'd watch those stories.
So keep it going, Fox News. Who needs loudmouth Bill O'Reilly and conservative pretty boy Sean Hannity when you have meatballs cooked in their own fat.
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