Driving while Republican

Funny story in the San Francisco Chronicle. Here's the lead and the first couple of paragraphs.

An 18-year-old Republican's enthusiasm for presidential hopeful Ron Paul could cost him more than $550.

Cody Hauer has been cited four times in one week for displaying a 13-inch-by-40-inch "Ron Paul Revolution" decal in the rear window of his car. The problem is that such decals are illegal if they obstruct the driver's view.

"I support Ron Paul, the city police department doesn't," he said. "They gave me a DWR — driving while Republican."

So, does driving while Republican mean constantly driving backwards? Not making a turn unless Rush Limbaugh says it's ok?

Imagine the possibilities.

What's your idea of driving Republican? Add a comment.